He made me join. I really didn't want to, but he tempted me with delicious cake and promises of tying me to a computer chair if I didn't join. He's just a big meanie like that. Don't be fooled by his charm and kindness! He really is a mean guy! D< But I'm kinda stuck with him, so it's okay. :3

Anyways, lemme introduce myself properly!
I'm Zachariah K. I'm seventeen, and I am madly in love with my girlfriend, Kristin. That's about it. I'm not really that interesting. If you want interesting, go talk to Danny. To tell you the truth, I am a horrid alien monster disguised as a nerdy white emo kid. XD I guess if you like that sort of thing, then sure, come talk to me! I love meeting new people and making friends.

I have some basic rules for interacting with me. Follow these rules and you're sure to be on my good list.
One. Don't be a stupid jackass.

That's pretty much it. Don't be stupid. Don't be mean. If you're nice, you're pretty damn cool in my book.


And now, I would like to give a shout out to my best friends here on dA:

Sierra:
Danny:
Zoe:


I'll have some more drawings up soon. I promise! Until next time, dudes. Peace out!